Mark in the Morning

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Tuesday, May 13, 202505/13/2025
5/13 BBT: Q: According to a study, this happens to more than 90% of all large jackpot lottery winners. What is this?
A: They gain weight.
Wednesday, April 16, 202504/16/2025
4/16 BBT: Q: 26% of people have told this lie when visiting a friend’s home?
A: “This coffee is great!”
Tuesday, April 15, 202504/15/2025
4/15 BBT: Question: People who do this after waking up tend to have a better memory. What is it?
Answer: Make their Bed!
Monday, April 14, 202504/14/2025
4/14 BBT: Q: There are 11 U.S. states that only have one of THESE?
A: Area code.
Friday, April 11, 202504/11/2025
4/11 BBT: Q – 25% of women would pay their husband to do this?
A – Take pet to vet.
Thursday, April 10, 202504/10/2025
4/10 BBT: Q: People in New York City spend $820 million a year on THIS.
A: Parking tickets.
Tuesday, April 8, 202504/08/2025
4/8 BBT: Q: 10% of people have this on their phone’s lock screen?
A: Themselves.
Monday, April 7, 202504/07/2025
4/7 BBT: Q: 34% of people say they typically don’t do THIS until after 3PM. What is it?
A: Drink water.
Wednesday, April 2, 202504/02/2025
4/2 BBT: Q: 8% of women say they own 10 or more of THESE. What are they?
A: Perfumes.
Tuesday, April 1, 202504/01/2025
4/1 BBT: Q: 19% of people in this profession go commando?
A: Bartending.